US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.

One time I couldn't get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.

There was a period of time (probably about 3-6 months) when the launcher would cause the game to crash on launch. I had to mod it out.

I've been playing trombone for 23 years. There is no 0th position.

I'm a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I'm getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, "What's the pay?"

They were genuinely confused.

That's the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

I genuinely enjoyed Solo. I like that they were able to tell a Star Wars story that was more self-contained. The third act was pretty shaky though.

Gotta wait a sec for Niko to put on his seat belt

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn't seem too far off)

I'll believe it when I see it

I've seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They're pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They're similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.