HonkTonkWoman

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[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don’t want to send up a flare unnecessarily, but I used to see that patterning on machines with dead logic boards.

My last 17” MBP did that shortly before the board died completely & left me s.o.l. If you’re still under warranty or AC, maybe worth getting it checked?

I am not certain if this would be an issue with M-Series machines. If anyone knows for sure, I’d appreciate any info.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

I wanna grab a few light beers & turn Todd into a meal.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

I’m just here to remind you we’re all makin’ durty with your inbox this evening [bowchickawowow…].

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

I had the same experience with norovirus this spring.

Probiotics did the trick, but it was t so much fun.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

It’s also the glut of the plot of The Leftovers. Absolutely brilliant show, & Proxima Midnight is in it.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

I killed my cilantro & parsley doing that in my herb garden with organic green onions. And I’m completely fine with that.

It’s about the only time I’ll prioritize organic produce over regular produce, those damn onions are delicious!

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Baphomet’s a total babe.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s because you haven’t properly dissolved your straw man with the 860-VD-SECURED-CREDITORIAL Dissemination, or by filing an AFMAN33-361 if you’re in the air force.

Typos are gonna plague ya until you deal with that straw man properlu…

 

Brined overnight. Sous Vide bath seasoned with roasted garlic, homegrown basil, oregano, & Rosemary for 2 hours at 130° before searing in cast iron.

 

Baby deer caught in my backyard. Yes, she escaped safely & reunited with mom a few minutes after they were taken.

 

Luke, a golden doodle, finally caught some shut eye after the assholes down the street quit with the fireworks.

Happy Memorial Day!

 
 

and if my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stick it up my…. WOOOO!!

Miss ya Clarence

 
 

Had a black snake living my backyard for a couple of years & named her Mirtha. Mirtha was good folk, ate mice, kept copperheads at bay, & occasionally got a lil fancy trying to eat hummingbirds.

This year Mirtha made herself more visible to us. She was showing up in higher traffic areas, seemed to have a blockage in her belly.

A friend, who’s a herpetologist at a local university, connected us with the reptile team at NC State University. We drove Mirtha to Raleigh for help.

Sadly, we learned that Mirtha had eggs from last year that she could not birth. The eggs had begun deteriorating & created the risk of sepsis; Mirtha was euthanized & laid to rest.

I never thought I’d cry over a black snake, but damn do I miss Mirtha…

 
 

Tent Moth Caterpillar being kinda cute, before destroying all of the foliage…

 
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