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submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they're very good at it.

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submitted 8 hours ago by antisoma@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.

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I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.

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My dog said, they're lying I don't even have a bike!

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Mississippi.

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It must have been something you said.

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Carson.

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Goblin (slrpnk.net)
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It's four good caws!

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but they couldn't start because someone was missing. Who was it?

It was the giraffe. It's still stuck in the fridge.

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Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

He's a sail ant

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Five Guys.

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Paranormal pants.

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surprising (aus.social)
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Talking about sexuality (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 week ago by Deebster@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/42084543

Talking about sexruleity

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submitted 1 week ago by eldain@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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spoilerThat's against the GDPuRr.

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Apparently he only does odd jobs.

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He had a lot of sick beets.

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submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

…because they take everything literally.

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...will it take three tries to get their coffin in the ground?

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