Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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Jesuszilla.

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I saw it in the zoo a few years back.

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I told him it was a waist of time.

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LMNOP

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But it never took off

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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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The evening mews.

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Fsh

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Atoms make up everything.

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An Organist

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… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

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BooBees

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They use sheet music.

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They moved in different circles.

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No? Well, keep an eye out for a Poof Daddy show in your town

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It's okay, though. Pride goeth before the fall.

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No one knows the cure.

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Because they don't have windows.

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She whispered, "they're right behind you."

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