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New options for shortening names (lemmy.ml)
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[–] sincle354@kbin.social 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok but Rando is a baller name.

[–] sparky1337@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idk, B-Rad is what I always use.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nardo would have been cool too.

[–] akatsukilevi@kbin.social 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Called my gf as 'Zabe' and she's trying to cut my head off

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just call her Abe, that'll calm her down for sure.

[–] akatsukilevi@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll try and let everyone updated

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[–] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

Zabe Sounds kinda badass tho

[–] collinrs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do, genuinely, know a girl who goes by Zabes.

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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Everyone knows a nard or two.

[–] Splyntre@unilem.org 16 points 1 year ago

Nard-Dog

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I actually do. It started as Nardo, then the o got dropped because of the obvious fun of it.

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The Nard Dog

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[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Christopher could've been "stop her"

[–] Christopher@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Three decades I've had this name and only now am I noticing that.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could also top her.

[–] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

Chris, top her.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I wish I had a cool name that had words in it.

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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

There can only be one Nard-Dog

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite painter, Nard da Vinci.

[–] hektor@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

le Nard

[–] Ack@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s up ma niffa.

[–] AngelJamie@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I hope your name is Jennifer.

If not, hopefully a Jennifer gave you the pass.

[–] sweeny@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Oh god I'd be afraid to call her that in public lol. Sounds way too much like whiffer which would be very rude

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 28 points 1 year ago

I call my friend Tim, "Moth"

He doesn't like it

[–] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 year ago

Finally the first good DLC for names. The last update turning Leonardo into just Leo really broke the immersion.

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I really wish I knew a Brooklyn because I really want to use Ookly

[–] EmpiricalFlock@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

I actually worked with a Leonard who preferred "Nard"

[–] bill_1992@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm calling the cops

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mellow out, Ill.

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[–] IPimpMickeyMouse@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Now do schwarzenegger

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Strange things I'm reading here in Emmy

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, my name is Roseanne and it got weird when someone just started calling me Sean

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[–] pacoboyd@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Had a college buddy Christopher, we just called him Stopher.

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[–] Maladius@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Aladdin! Can I call you Al? Or maybe just Din? Or how bout Laddie!? Sounds like here boy! Come on Laddie!

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Christian: Christ

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[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lip for Philip has always been interesting.

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[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Classic Rando!

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[–] kresten@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago

Wake up babe...

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Classic Rando!

[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolute Fucking Dickhead: Elon

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

It'll be ok

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