Anybody (of any gender) that perfomatively does something solely out of spite is toddler core.

"My girlfriend told me she doesn't like mullets so I got a mullet lol"

"My dad says I'm not allowed a tattoo so now I want one even more!"

Toddler core.

I'm more privy to "_fireFox" when declaring my browser.

PNW?

Damn, $3.50USD gets you a flat white/cappuccino/latte here, I don't know if you'd find pour over coffee. And people here are upset at THAT cost, with home espresso machines taking off accordingly. I'm surprised Americans drink so much coffee at that price.

$5USD for a coffee, is that normal? Is that inclusive of a tip? Here in Australia Id leave the register if they tried charging me more than $3USD, and we don't have a tipping culture (thank god).

*mass Mac

I think in the future we'll wean ourselves off milk like proverbial calves, and transition to ethical and environmentally friendly alternatives like oat. Don't need to worry about exceeding acceptable faeces and pus limits with oat milk.

Scientists have been edging us with woolly mammoths for decades.

Vegan diets are popular in third world countries because they're considerably cheaper. Meat is cheap in western countries because it's very often subsidized by governments. Meat consumption by wealth proves eating animals is a luxury.

Also veganism mantras always have "as far as is practicable". I bought a Samsung phone because Fairphones don't work here in Australia.

Oh dear I remember playing around with explosives as a kid, chlorine, break fluid, tin foil, that kinda thing. Then we started playing around with acetone and peroxide, trying to make a touch explosive. I count my blessings that we didn't do it correctly, as I absolutely would have lost a hand. I don't know how you can explain to some people the risks associated with this kinda stuff, the book we were using called the touch explosive "Mother of Satan". If that didn't dissuade us...

You could probably say that to the majority of social media comments, right?

Jokes on you, the trash heap is now deliciously seasoned.

Why did you buy your pet some ashes?