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[-] Hedgehawk@lemmy.world 5 points 17 minutes ago

I have the kind of super long and thick hair that gets attention. Most of the compliments I like. I did after all use a lot of effort and time growing and taking care of it.

Once, at work, I got approached by a guy with a fetish for long, reddish hair. He proceeded to tell me how great of a boyfriend he'd be, how he'd wash and brush and take such good care of my hair. I was disgusted. And that disgust got associated with my hair. It took a couple of days for that disgust to fade and during it I did not like my hair.

If that kind of shit happened often I'd totally see myself cutting the hair off.

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 27 points 4 hours ago

Anybody (of any gender) that perfomatively does something solely out of spite is toddler core.

"My girlfriend told me she doesn't like mullets so I got a mullet lol"

"My dad says I'm not allowed a tattoo so now I want one even more!"

Toddler core.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 31 points 5 hours ago

Yall this is pretty fucking weird…

[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 4 points 46 minutes ago

It's an incel meme. It's super weird.

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 74 points 6 hours ago

Troy: “Lemme ask you something. People been clowning me about this jacket since I got here. But, if I take it off to make them happy, that just makes me weak, right?”

Jeff: “Listen, it doesn’t matter. You lose the jacket to please them, you keep it to piss them off. Either way, it’s for them. That’s what’s weak.”

Troy: “Whoa. You just wrinkled my brain, man.”

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

So what happens if a creep says he loves her short hair? Shaved bald? Then what happens if a creep says he loves her bald head?

[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 points 45 minutes ago

Wigs. Bald heads are perfect for wigs.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 59 minutes ago

Yeah, that's what the commenter did but with extra steps.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Shaved bald?

A friend of mine was so angry at men after her breakup that she decided to shave her head. She thought that would make her unattractive. It had the exact opposite effect, because she ran with an alternative, artsy crowd.

The moral of that story is...know your audience. I'm sure if instead she had started dressing conservatively and quoting Bible verses, it would've worked.

[-] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 hours ago

Then she'll have to grow it all back. It'll take time, but sometimes getting the perfect spite just takes time.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 196 points 10 hours ago

Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don't really give a fuck about her opinion.

[-] rh4c6f@lemmy.world 97 points 10 hours ago

uptown girl

She's been living in her uptown world.

[-] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 51 points 9 hours ago

I bet she's never had a backstreet guy.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 9 hours ago

Bet her mama never told her why

I’m gonna try for an uptown girl

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

She's been living in her white-bred world

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

That spelling really changes the vibe

And yet it probably actually doesn't.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Oh Jesus God

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

Aren't you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Aren't you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?

Only if you're a downtown man.

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 1 points 16 minutes ago

That's who I am!

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 40 points 9 hours ago

I'd choose the uptown bear

[-] rh4c6f@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh..... ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh.. my uptown girrrrrl

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 9 hours ago

I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.

[-] Soup@lemmy.cafe 76 points 9 hours ago
[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 9 hours ago

I can't find the reference but the picture is from a stylists' website.

It's just ragebait.

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago

I fucking hate ragebait. It makes me rage just thinking about it.

[-] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 6 points 9 hours ago

You don't understand. A simple compliment about something that obviously takes a lot of work is TRAUMATIZING! Tune in tomorrow when she tries to get her revenge via HR and they politely tell her to seek employment elsewhere because they don't want none of her kind of crazy, and she follows up with a post about being unfairly cancelled.

[-] Soup@lemmy.cafe 31 points 9 hours ago

I’m pretty sure the girl in the picture had nothing to do with with the batshit stupid captions. As I understand it, the pic was taken from a stylists’s page.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Do you think that somebody would actually do that? Get on the Internet and tell lies?

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

You made me spit out my cat burger.

[-] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 7 points 9 hours ago

Oh I am too. I thought the ridiculousness of the whole thing made it obvious I'm joking.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 91 points 10 hours ago

What is the point of making up contentious stories? Just say you got a haircut. I guess getting people to comment is the point, which evidently works. I hate this version of the internet.

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 18 points 8 hours ago

"I was victimized by the patriarchy, so I got a haircut"

Everything has to be a buzzfeed headline... Nobody "just does stuff" anymore. All of life's banal moments need to be presented as either a reaction or a challenge to really sell them. How else are you going to get online randos invested in your new haircut?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago

Ah yes, the absolute violator move of telling someone they have nice hair. I hope she survives such a harrowing assault.

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 7 points 7 hours ago

Followed by a "menacing commentary on the weather"

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I forgot how to link subs again so pretend this works and that the sub exists on Lemmy !c/fuckxavier@remi.therat

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

For links you can just drop the c/ and it should work !fuckxavier@remi.therat

Although if you're just using it as a joke hashtag you prob don't need the domain at all and just the c/fuckxavier makes the point for you

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I love that new hairstyle for her! I don't think everyone can pull it off, but it looks great.

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 hours ago
[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 6 points 8 hours ago

What was the lore about this again? I know there was papalu before, but did people think the account got hijacked or what?

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

No, someone just started pasting Xavier over Pakalu Papito's tweets.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh wow, weird how successful it's been. I never see the real name anymore

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