BananaPeal

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A step too far in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

It's been a long time since I've been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

IT crowd anti piracy ad in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

What is your favorite inconsequential fan theory? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

Kamala Harris Dropped a New Custom 'Fortnite' Map in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

We're living in the strangest timeline.

Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

All of a sudden, all of the sudden, or suddenly? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Suddenly Seymour.

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
Christians flock to Washington to pray for America to turn to God — by electing Trump in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

Does each language have "lefty loosey righty tighty"? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 weeks ago

A droll factoid.

Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art' in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 125 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A Thanksgiving duck!

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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)
 
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When do you brush your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)
 

It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Sticking with what you know (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Is Ohio even real? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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If we're going back, let's go for a good reason (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Best way to tell if you need a shower (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Guy Yoga (sh.itjust.works)
 
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