Respectability Rule : 196

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 226 points 8 months ago

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 61 points 8 months ago

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

creampie goblin

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

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[-] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 8 months ago

HAH

I'm lab grown

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[-] colorlessness@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

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[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

👌👌👌

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 83 points 8 months ago

Socially acceptable, How about this song from the classy 1920s:

"Oh I got nipples on my titties the size of my thumb

I got sumthin' between my legs that'll make a man cum"

I don't remember the last rest of the lyrics but damn what a banger

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago

The magnificent Lucille Bogan

And here's another great one of hers

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 8 months ago

You left out the part of the lyrics where the man is dead.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Well, not anymore

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[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

sang by Nicky Minaj

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[-] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 77 points 8 months ago

[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 69 points 8 months ago

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[-] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 80 points 8 months ago

I do when my employer questions my call out.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 28 points 8 months ago

If my employer questioned my call out, my next call would be the union rep.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 8 months ago

“Lolz, what union?” - My Boss

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 60 points 8 months ago

Depends on your social circles I guess.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 23 points 8 months ago

Name a social circle where you can use language like in the first example, and it's acceptable.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 8 months ago

Furry Discord servers

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 22 points 8 months ago

I'm learning a lot today

[-] DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 8 months ago

Cums with the territory.

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[-] Restaldt@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

🍍

[-] Neato@kbin.social 55 points 8 months ago

Friends who are OK talking about and don't shame you about sex. Also friends who have a sense of fucking humor.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 8 months ago

this one

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 26 points 8 months ago

Well you got me there

[-] dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works 35 points 8 months ago

I know several people in the kink community who would congratulate and be enthusiastically happy for someone who said the first, but would only politely say "congrats" to the second.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 8 months ago

A BDSM munch comes to mind.

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[-] li10@lemmy.ml 52 points 8 months ago

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[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 31 points 8 months ago

I saw someone describe it as "anti-natalist" which i feel is way more apt. Don't want kids? Child free. Hate people for having children/make up strawmen to grind an axe all the time about it? You're anti-natalist.

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[-] redempt@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago

yes that's what euphemisms are for

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago

You can say anything you want to anyone, but there's usually a better way to say it.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 8 months ago

I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.

Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 8 months ago

And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it's "bad for my lungs". Like, ok narc smh

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[-] Tarcion@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

I love when this post/thought pops up because it just outs people who have no idea how pregnancy works.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 24 points 8 months ago

What about this is not how pregnancy works, exactly?

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[-] witheyeandclaw@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

For real. Is the stork just chopped liver?

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

And no one mentions the clapping shells!

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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

"people", in this instance, are evidently you, which is ironically why we need more than half-assed sex ed

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

My wife got pregnant on our first try. Yes, I am that potent.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 months ago

We live in a susiety.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

And when they do get pregnant I'm the asshole for saying "congratulations on your successful ejaculation!"