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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 226 points 8 months ago

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 61 points 8 months ago

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago
[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Can't get pregnant that way

[-] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 8 months ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ  (potato emojis)

or

You! Tuber!

[-] colorlessness@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

every year when everybody has birthday parties, everybody should serve creampies instead of birthday cakes. Because of the symbolism.

[-] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago
[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago

It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.

Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.

[-] glorious_albus@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Pretty sure Hitchhiker's Guide has a quote about this

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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