Reeeelon Buttmusk

Depends on the quality of the dilithium crystals..

Pipe lay (etc) anchor barges do this today.
There are usually six to 8 anchor winches on the vessel. A tug comes to the barge, picks up the anchor and moves it out to some point while the winch unreels. Repeat for other anchors. Winch in to move the vessel.
This is used for precision movement/placement of the barge.
Many vessels use azipods and Dynamic Positioning System (DPS) these days.
But before DPS much of offshore infrastructure was placed by anchor barges.

They used to have these things called "books", before they were all banned.

Cheney did 9/11

Lol!
May as well be an Onion article.

It's clearly a 400 million year old petrified lasagna. You can tell it's at least that old because the lasagna pan has had the time to disintegrate around it.

Lol yep. It's not what being taken, it's what's being fed. These peeps don't understand that.

The name, "Skrillex", even sounds like an insecticide 😆

Lol, implying women are attracted to money is not a stereotype that only an incel can attribute. Comedy often pokes fun at stereotypes, of course without trying to offend.
I don't think the joke is ".. literally placing the blame .."
The joke is more light-hearted than outright "blame".
"Incel" is a modern word with negative connotation, that I don't think need be retroactively applied to all things related to rejection or attraction from a woman.
It ruins the joke.

This joke doesn't blame a woman for his inability to attract, it implies he's ugly and women are attracted to money.

Your failure was not getting the Sweet and Salty Peanut chewy granola bar. Damn good!