[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I feel like it would be pretty quickly determined that you are the "victim" in that scenario. I have actually carried explosives through a TSA checkpoint before though; it was the BEST LAYOVER EVER. They came to the lounge I was in asking for volunteers to train the dogs and then handed me a backpack with semtex in it and put me in line. The dog found me, I told him he was a GOOD BOY and got to throw his kong for him and rub his belly. 45/10, would layover again.

[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Depending on what airports they tried to go through they likely would have been caught. Even garbage security theater like the TSA catches concealed explosives fairly well.

[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

How does Microsoft’s compare to M*crosoft’s?

[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I’m all for the most humane and ethical means of getting meat and the day I can get a steak that didn’t require a cow to die but is indistinguishable from the real thing I will absolutely switch over, but until then I’m going to enjoy delicious, delicious duck and not feel bad about. Wouldn’t eat a dog even in an apocalypse though.

[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

OK, I genuinely have no clue what got that post removed. If you're gonna have your own magic dictionary of what's allowed then you're gonna need to let people know what are and are not the special "no-no" words. It wasn't even an edgy comment, it was just calling out the Russian bullshit, or was that the issue? Gotta protect the Russian shills or something?

[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world -5 points 2 weeks ago

I always fall back on the concept of graphing how delicious the animal is vs how much of an asshole it is. Ducks? Absolutely delicious and raging assholes; they are the perfect meal. Dogs? Too sweet to ever try and on the negative side of the asshole graph. Cats? Rather asshole but not sure how they taste...

[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, I saw it come across my FB feed and knew what had to be done.

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[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Most of the truly ridiculous knife laws are in states with equally ridiculous gun laws. A few have been challenged under 2A grounds with some degree of success but it just isn't being pursued that much.

[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What does the article say? I’m on mobile and even with DNS Adblock all I get is a super loud Ford commercial that links me away from the article if I try to stop it.

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