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[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just be sure to wash your hands before you eat the tacos: Heavy metals bad, safety first!

[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shoot jacketed and use cold water to keep the pores in your skin closed.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even jacketed rounds don't keep everything off your hands. Never eat or drink at the range and wash your hands as soon as you're done.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait wait wait, there are people who eat at the line?? Lmaoooo

The only time I seen someone eating at the range was when they had like a designated seating area

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We grill out at my range...but that's after we are done shooting...no one wants greasy hands on firearms.

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Firearms before food!

  • ❌ greasy hands on firearms
  • ✅ heavy metals on your hands while you eat
[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I didn’t say to use jacketed instead of washing, I said to use jacketed in addition to washing.

[–] Fleur__@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gun fetishisation really do be the wildest shit

[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

What about tacos?

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Hilary Duff is such a MILF

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine getting dommed by Hilary Duff lol

Oh don't worry, I am.

The #4 also known as the "I wish a motherfucker would" combo.

[–] gamingdexter@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

And I thought she couldn't get any hotter, prove me wrong again

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is the point of carrying it around like that?

[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like she just bought it and the finger is whatever, maybe the slot wasn’t comfortable for her whole hand.

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that makes sense, i was thinking self defense purposes but wondering how effective that would be if you have to deal with the case first

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you were carrying for self defense you'd have it in a holster and preferably concealed.

She probably just bought it.

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

probably not an open carry state, and the finger is probably muscle memory.

[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Glock a doodle doo it's time for taco!

Glock a doodle doo it's time for a feast!

Eat a 90 bucks taco, you can tell,

She's been to Glockin' Bell!

Glockin' Bell: The Second Amendment never tasted so good!

[–] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is some seriously good shit

[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago
[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Captain Obvious, where are u?

[–] unnecessarygoat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i don't know who this person is, but why is everyone in the comments simping for them?

[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She's an actress that I haven't seen anything about or even remembered existed for years and years. The zero fucks given of walking around with a brand new Glock and tacos is rather awesome though.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

D'you think she got the gun, then got tacos, or went and picked up the gun, tacos in hand?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully the glock first. Fresher tacos.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Indeed. Glocks and tacos are different in that you only want one of them to be hot.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 1 year ago

More insane and dangerous than awesome.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

She's sexy

Glocks are sexy

Tacos are sexy

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

TIL I would like to date Hillary Duff.