"S-500 missile, S-500 Mercedes, what's the difference?" - guy in procurement office.
Given the backlash against environmental protestors blocking traffic, can you imagine the backlash against the oil industry when an unusually severe storm or flood or landslide blocks traffic?!
Today you, tomorrow me
In human-built igloos, the low spots would be for collecting the coldest air.
2FA codes where you can read everything you need from the notification area?
Similar with the computer magazines, before they started coming with floppy disks.
"I don't have a plan" - person desperately trying to distance themselves from their plan.
I typed the URL that was literally printed in the packaging of a [new] Logitech mouse, and the page didn't exist! Like, how?!‽
PuTTY: "unexpectedly" disconnected.
When your first notification about the change is a Mastodon post telling you to look for a pre-checked checkbox that wasn't there before...