overview for lordkuri

👮🏻‍♂️ ruleplay in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler

And yelling "I'm hit! I'm hit!" at his partner, who then also shot at the vehicle.

Made chicken and waffles for breakfast the other day. in c/foodporn@lemmy.world

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They’re not known for their culinary excursions.

Raids and colonizes 3/4 of the planet for their spices... doesn't use any of them. /s

‘It scared them off’, Kansas City shoppers report less crime thanks to security robot patrolling strip mall in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Obviously wouldn't work with cellular

Ever hear of a stingray?

Job application hell in c/facepalm@lemmy.world

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've been asked illegal questions, like "what is your current salary" in job applications before. I like to respond by calling it out and leaving a link to a source.

Ok, where is said source?

What's a community that gatekeeps really hard? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago (7 children)

you forgot "being black"

Isnt there someone you forgot to ask? in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

One of the best West Wing lines ever. Penn Jillette is awesome.

The amount of sugar consumed by children from soft drinks in the UK halved within a year of the sugar tax being introduced, a study has found. in c/upliftingnews@lemmy.world

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (6 children)

replaced sugar with chemicals

OH NO, NOT SCARY CHEMICALS!!!111

Sugar is a chemical, ya dolt. So is water. So are most of the components that make up you.

Man, education has really taken a nose dive...

Autism rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it's on you to meet sure your understood

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*Permanently Deleted* in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Mosquito magnet. I have one, they work very well.

My cat just died. What is the point of all this? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

OmG so EdGY

'It hasn't delivered': The spectacular failure of self-checkout technology in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] lordkuri@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

monthly subscription for “Walmart+” where you can scan and pay for your items as you shop and never even have to go through the registers or kiosks at all.

This isn't entirely true. You still have to stop by the self checkout and scan a code on the screen there and confirm a few things, but it is way faster.