bunkyprewster

Pear, gorgonzola and arugula. It was delicious. I ate the whole thing and now I'm ashamed of myself.

It never occurred to me to feel repressed because I can't walk around with a meat cleaver, but now it's on my mind.

Some of us just want to be naked around our neighbors!

Is that OK with you, Larry? I don't judge you for your little preferences, do I Larry?

Now go heat up the bath.

Strictly Ballroom, Baz' first film

I'm still on Google Keep. Please, tell me why I should switch.

And they don't cause any problems!

OnePlus charges so fast this isn't a problem anymore

First computer only had a teletype, no screen. Oh and paper tape memory.

And the beans?

That's Bobbit (the dick remover)

I changed your diapers for so many years, so you have to put up with my Dad Jokes

Unless you are a baker, then it's "Pastry first"