[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I'm really hoping that's in Fahrenheit

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there...."

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I used to have a ginger cat called Seamus!

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Ex wife and ex Ian

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

This brass band cover of Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack https://youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw?si=BlnYr_o8IfJ9FKy9

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

My cat is ginger so he gets "ginger shit" a lot of the time

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Is it actually possible to do that with your feet?

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Looks like a 50/50 mix of golum and yoda

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can't tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Looks like something from Subnautica

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ah that makes sense. No wonder I couldn't find it, was looking for recreational drugs

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Because he kneaded a poo.

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