Teaching by example!

Lovely!

I think pictures of said cat would be greatly appreciated 😉

Oof! That’s rough. With a full shop you Could build it from scratch in half the time. Can’t beat the price, though…

You can double up the handles, which also spreads the load a bit so they don’t cut into your hand as much. It is mainly for compactness and easy marketing

Guaranteed to last a lifetime, for sure!

Pretty straightforward leaves some room for ambiguity. You’re a pion until you decide you aren’t

Witty one-liner

Supergreen

Earmoofs

You are doing the thing! That is what matters.