Now everyone stand in a circle with a hand down your neighbors pants.

This will only compound the population problem.

It is the owners responsibility to keep the dog out of the road. There is zero legal or moral responsibility to cover any vet bills.

The only property damage that would even be considered is damage to the vehicle, which requires stopping, calling the police to file an accident report and then reporting the accident with documented damage to the car insurance company.

There are much better ways of creating strong passwords than just adding a ton of characters.

Feeding food scraps to pigs, what a novel idea!

A succulent Chinese buffet?

If you need anything more than The Babylonian map of the world you're just over complicating things.

Y Ukraine gotta be making things so hard for Mr. Putin?

Looks kinda sticky.

Yeah, sure, within reason. I don't even talk to all adults the same way.

Did anyone think that COVID was ever going away?

You gotta give 'em that hawk tuah. Put a spin on that thang.