WoolyNelson

Back in my IT support days, IPX routing had a "Count to Infinity" problem when the number of hops between sites went above 15. We used to joke that this made 16 "Infinity".

Being nerds at the time, we did napkin math to prove the Shakespearian Monkey Quotient was 256cmy (combined monkey years) for "Hamlet".

Preach

It should have been a flying whale.

My wife's cat* hated me and I didn't see her for 9 months. She was an indoor cat.

*(We got two rescue cats the day after we moved into our house. It's not like I butted into a long relationship.)

Oh, some of them need laughed or yelled at, for certain.

I, however, need continued employment.

Poker face.

No matter what I am thinking internally, it does not show externally. Essential skill for customer service.

A Toyota embedded, like a javelin, 6 feet off the ground in the side of an abandoned building.

They made the first 90° turn of a dog-leg, but missed the second and, with the help of a ditch, launched into the air at the building.

• Primary: Dominator
• Secondary: Senator
• Utility: Impact Incendiary

Stratagems:

• Rail gun (re-learning this)
• Napalm Barrage
• Orbital Railgun Strike
• Tesla Turret (Orbital Burst when solo)

I'm mainly on single target removal in squad, but I use this often for solos. I used to use the Autocannon, but I'm trying to get back into Railgun.

I've swapped out the Precision Strike for Napalm Barrage because of the fun factor.

I see the raccoon and all I think is this.

Cops and work trucks. Both drive around constantly and eat lunch on the road. My family uses this trick when travelling in the US, it has not let us down.

People were in an uproar over "indoctrination" by the game. If your child can be convinced to join the army by playing that game... maybe it's for the best.

Fair point.