It's the 'war and peace' of resumes

So..um what drives the hammer?

We dare not utter the name of the dark lord in these fair lands

We came, we cold, we conquer

There is no such thing as international law despite what you've heard

Actually it was a tree, he fell into a tree from a great height

Ah yes, turdwise and widdershits as it was known in the olden days, before the invention of sundials

Or you could be neutral, why do neutrals always get oppressed

So that's why my disk space has gone down so much

Yep, which is why Bitcoin can't last forever without turning into some sort of GovCoin for it to truly replace money

Rising prices is just the first stage of enshittification

If they could get away with it, they would have made paper that only works on their printer, and it would be more expensive than normal paper but you have to use it.