PopcornPrincess

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What's your favorite kind of tea? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I buy from a local tea store that does fantastic blends.

For basics, I like green tea with honey and a squeezed lemon or chamomile with honey. Both are so soothing.

Pico in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I read this as “de gato.” Thought you were being cheeky lol got a good laugh out of me.

Bumpin' that! in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right????? 🥴

Spooky times we live in in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Controversial picture to some in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Shredded beef, deal with it!

The Holy? bible in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Doing the Lord’s work here!

Self care in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Poor Brian.

He's just lucky I guess in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Lemmiwinks is our mascot.

Having fun with text scams in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor Joanne, she probably now experiences night-mares from the screams.

Where did I go? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Instantly thought of this as well. *tips hat

There's always someone in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

Don't do it. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Why not both?

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What did Spock find in the bathroom? (lemmy.world)
 

The Captain’s log

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Why was the computer late for work? (lemmy.world)
 

Because it had a hard drive.

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How do you annoy a robot? (lemmy.world)
 

Keep pushing its buttons.

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Why is money called dough? (lemmy.world)
 

Because everyone kneads it.

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What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? (lemmy.world)
 

What a re-leaf!

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

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What’s another name for a frozen burrito? (lemmy.world)
 

A burrrrrito 🥶

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What’s a golfer’s favorite snack? (lemmy.world)
 

A sand wedge.

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When does a bee decide to get married? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
2 comments fedilink
 

After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? (lemmy.world)
 

Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

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What award did the dentist win? (lemmy.world)
 

A little plaque.

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My neighbor is too scared to grow an apple tree. (lemmy.world)
 

So I told him to grow a pear.

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