How old is the oldest building in the town you live in? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

As it should be in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back... Turn it over and let it recharge.

Remember: this is a shitpost in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah but there isn't a lot of meat on a duck...

Burning Up in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Meh... Give it another couple of decades.

It’s been the hottest summer on record, European officials say in c/world@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah, whenever I see these headlines my first thought is always "So far"

Randy Pitchford releases the most valuable shift code ever at PAX. in c/games@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Keep it until next year. Use it in the new game.

America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago

Shit... I just gazed into that abyss.

Live, laugh, love in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Live, laugh, love, ~~jump~~ leap...

Last month marked the world’s hottest July on record, US scientists say | This year could beat 2023 for the hottest year on record as 15-month heat streak extends, according to NOAA in c/climate@slrpnk.net

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

Coldest July of the rest of your life...

Zelenskyy says Ukrainian troops have taken full control of the Russian town of Sudzha in c/world@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

If Russia had those resources they would already be using them to end a "special military operation" that has now been ongoing for nearly three years..

That's it hooman! You pushed me too far! No morning mousey!?! The bathroom hand towel must die!!! in c/cat@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

I've just watched "Inside Out" for the first time and the credits scene with the cat absolutely nails it...

It's really weird that early dinners are called "early bird specials" in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

But the second mouse gets the cheese...

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Does anyone know anything about repairing hinges? (feddit.uk)

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