Freshparsnip

You'd only get away with it if the president pardons you, which he probably wouldn't

No house clocks and I don't drive

He probably literally saved the world, he should really be talked about more

Kill all the chickens before humans had the chance to domesticate them

Yes. Any movie or series with a minority member as the protagonist is attacked for being "woke" even if their minority status isn't a plot point. There is no winning, if their minority status is the focus of the movie, people complain that there isn't anything else to the character, if their minority status isn't the focus, people ask why they have to be a minority if it adds nothing to the story.

People complain about remakes changing a character's race and say they should make new and original characters for that race, but when they are featured in new and original stories, people still complain.

The series in question is Pixar's Win Or Lose

He'll blame the blue states

We should be beating up teslas for charity

I've found that sometimes people take a question as a complaint. I don't understand why either

Because doing good isn't supposed to be with the goal of being rewarded, it's supposed to be to help make other people's lives better. When you help someone by giving them a ride somewhere, it doesn't make much of a difference to the universe but it makes a difference to that person in that moment

Morally, I'd consider it attempted murder but legally, I'd find the idea of someone being prosecuted for it rather silly

Biromantic