School started? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh my God, it's real...

American here - never heard that phrase myself.

That's 100% a FedEx move...

Single MILFS in my area, you say...

Next up - snazzy gray officers uniforms and bundeswehr storm troopers.

Wait a sec...

But only the Catholics believe in transubstantiation, so only they are cannibals because only they believe that they are literally eating his body

All other Christians see communion as symbolic, and therefore are not cannibals.

So apparently the "candies" were literally just solid meth tablets.

I have a feeling some smuggler is getting their limbs chopped off right about now for losing their load.

“It’s groceries with dignity,” Paisley said. “We’ve all seen the situations where people are willing to go get a handout in a brown bag from the back of a truck. We envisioned something completely different, where all of the sting of the indignity, that comes with really your kids seeing you in this precarious position.”

Damn, that's really cool.

Between this and the Game of Thrones jam session, I'm starting to like Brad Paisley

Is ice wet or dry?

Hawk tua