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New Zealand food bank distributes candy made from a potentially lethal amount of methamphetamine (abcnews.go.com)

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[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 111 points 1 month ago

So apparently the "candies" were literally just solid meth tablets.

I have a feeling some smuggler is getting their limbs chopped off right about now for losing their load.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 23 points 1 month ago

They panini’ed his balls

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I hate it when I lose my load

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

I love it when I lose my load Ü

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