Not to be vulgar or anything, but in this case, it might be wise to smear feces on your dick. Old prison trick.
Better get to the airport before someone else claims the old bag. 😲
So not mushroom for error. 🫤
GAAAAAH!!! ✊😫✊
Yeah. Made a spelling boo boo. 😓
Awww, thanks. 🤗
Thanks. 😊
Oh dammit! I did it again! 😅
I always mess up with sweet and sweat. 🤌😩🤌
You think those pornstar boots are cheap?!? 🫦👢
Oh no. He showed them his butthole, didn’t he? 🤦♂️
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Nah, I love talking out of my ass. 😎
But it might be real. Who knows. 🤷♂️