CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

Nah, I love talking out of my ass. 😎
But it might be real. Who knows. 🤷‍♂️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Not to be vulgar or anything, but in this case, it might be wise to smear feces on your dick. Old prison trick.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 4 days ago

Better get to the airport before someone else claims the old bag. 😲

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 55 points 5 days ago

So not mushroom for error. 🫤

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

GAAAAAH!!! ✊😫✊

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah. Made a spelling boo boo. 😓

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Awww, thanks. 🤗

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 55 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Oh dammit! I did it again! 😅
I always mess up with sweet and sweat. 🤌😩🤌

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/27594928

Animals can be so cruel. 😶

 

Animals can be so cruel. 😶

 
 

Would a round trip be twice as long as infinite? 🤔

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/27101483

Quitting as loud as possible is also an option. 😎

 

Quitting as loud as possible is also an option. 😎

 
 
 

Still truth in advertising, I suppose.

 

Here's one for a Somewhat Sad Sunday.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You think those pornstar boots are cheap?!? 🫦👢

 

Now, who put the ‘fur’ in ‘furniture’? 🤷‍♂️

 

Let's start 2025 with a simple comic, so not to strain my alcohol soaked brain. 😅

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Oh no. He showed them his butthole, didn’t he? 🤦‍♂️

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