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[–] ReCursing@lemmings.world 97 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

First time I saw this picture it had the caption "I'm quivering in my boots" which I thought was great!

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Our ancestors weren't bagging deer with compound bows, and high powered rifles.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That’s more to the point.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Wearing the skin of his last hunt, no doubt.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sips fresh urine

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Chop the bottom off so it doesn't poke you in the ass, sew it shut with leather shoelaces. Hell, get fancy and tap a few circular rivets in there. Good to go.

BRB, looking through my wife's boot collection...

Funny part is, y'all think I'm joking.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I'm not going to fuck it. I don't think.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This image from further down the page is funnier here.

Bear Grylls: improvise, adapt, overcome

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

These boots were made for walking, but that's not what they do. Nowadays these boots are used to hold your arrows for you.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Its a major award!

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You think those pornstar boots are cheap?!? 🫦👢

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There's a lot of ways i can go with a response, considering what those boots used to be called.

I would recommend value village though

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bring dinner to heel