Hope your next couch has a misplaced staple or two

Sure

Not having adhd so I could make a better use of time, for family, relaxation, chores, career advancement. So I didn’t have to lean on my wife’s emotional intelligence and knack for planning so much, and so I would be better at maintaining relationships with those who aren’t in my immediate vicinity

Just live in a loud environment! Oh god I wish I could know silence again. Nothing like going out into nature and you hear a ringing the whole time

He would have been evicted from his dad’s properties

Oink oink

I’M INVINCIBLE!

Those damn juicy Advent burgers

All of my brothers in arms are now the mindless undead, bound to their armor… help?

Cpap has basically transformed my wife’s life, I think that is a better idea

Get out of here

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