BobbyGasoline

joined 1 year ago
[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (6 children)

See, what people don't realize, cactus thrive on neglect.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that....

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I had the same thought when I was watching "Alone". They pay them about 1000 bucks a week to document themselves struggling to live in the woods. Some of them are pulled out for medical reasons, some quit. But for some, this is probably the only way they can afford a vacation.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"He is a bit grumpy!"

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I binge watched Wilfred, and afterward I watched a movie called "Maniac". If you haven't seen it, Elijah Wood is murdering young women in a first-person view. It felt like a very dark series finale.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now we have to find a kid named shinji and tell him to get in the god damn robot.

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