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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's like a cheap Lemmy knockoff

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I looked at r/all, no posts about Snow White on the front page at all. You sure about this?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Some people subscribe to certain subs to just hate-read reddit, I guess.

There's less and less reason to check it every day. I used to check our /r/law regularly to read lawyers interpretations of all the court cases against Trump and where they were going. Then in the last few months the sub got flooded with loud jabronis with no legal education and only in like the last few weeks have the moderators started to regain control of it and make it strictly moderated again.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

/r/Ask_Lawyers is good because it's actually all verified lawyers. But that means it's much lower volume.

True, but that's also flooded with people who don't read the rules and think it's for getting advice from lawyers about their own legal issues.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

I saw it on the front page earlier today. The entire comment section had the same gif of a witch from the movie going into a door on the floor.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Disney has such a huge back catalogue of IP that they can use to make all sorts of crazy shit, and Lord knows they have the budget for it. Instead we get inferior versions of their classic cartoons for some reason. Somebody should tell their board of directors that playing it safe in a creative field is a losing proposition.

[–] quetzaldilla@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have long speculated it's a way to keep copyright control of IP that may be entering the public domain, and people who enjoyed the original are more likely to watch the remake.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Snow White was written in the early 19th century, it was already public domain when Disney made their original movie. I suppose extending the copyright will keep people from naming their dwarves sleepy and dopey but they can make as many snow whites as they want.

[–] venotic@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The copyright though applies to their version of snow white, Disney's that is. Not the public domain version.

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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What in the world makes you think Disney is in a creative field? They are solely in a money-making field.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile an animated remake of Batteries Not Included or The Black Hole...languishes.

[–] OmgItBurns@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Black Hole is a fantastic movie (at least if memory serves, it's been awhile) that nobody seems to have heard of.

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[–] warbond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Batteries Not Included is one of my all-time favorites

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They got to complain about something now when Assassin’s Creed apparently didn’t “go woke go broke”.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not really. The new snow white actress is hilariously insufferable and I'm sure the movie is trash because everything Disney has done since endgame has been.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] crazyhotpasta@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

You guys still go to Reddit?

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is this about? This?

Haven't been on reddit and am notoriously often living under a rock when it comes to news outside my personal interests.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It’s about the remake movie that just launched.

Chuds are mad it’s woke, everyone else is ambivalent because it’s another fucking live action remake.

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wow, I guess they have now literally reached the earliest one they could do a live action remake of. Good to know that even while things have been heating up globally, the underlying current of absolute boredom in this dystopia is going strong.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think it's honestly because of the older stuff starting to finally reach public domain age, and they want new versions that will retain copyright for authors life+100 years all over again. They'll lose access to the copyrights to the originals, but they'll still be able to copyright any new variations they make while they are still in ownership of the originals.

Which, yeah, is peak boring dystopia.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Im gonna laugh when they finally reach the treasure planet/Atlantis era of movies and conveniently forget they ever happened (or direct-to-dvd/bluray/stream them with no advertising).

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buddy, they already skipped those ones. I can dream though. Those were jank but had charm.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

BLASPHEMY!!! /s

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

more like everyone else is mad those millions of dollars could've been used as anything else other than to make a 2/10 remake of a classic nobody wants to watch.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It has 74% on rotten tomatoes audience score.

IMDb is so hilariously manipulated

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I always feel sorry for the poor girl in this meme. That must have been a rough time.

Also, that guys elbow is bigger than his head.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're pro wrestlers doing a skit, so thankfully she's fine in this case. Enjoy your memes, friend.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Ah i didn't know that. Thanks!

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Don’t even give em a chance, drop it like a hot potato! Long live the fediverse!

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Animation is when for kids. No serious art is made with drawings. We use a computer to add drawings after recording, but it's still serious. Sometimes we just make the whole thing in a computer but it is still serious because it looks realistic. All real art is realistic, which is when it looks real. Otherwise it's for kids.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Good satire comment but unfortunately tone doesn’t translate well over text.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately the sistine chapel is made of drawings so I turned it into a playground for kids.

(to be clear this time, this is a joke)

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

I understand not getting these sarcastic joke posts on reddit since avarage reddit user is an idiot. But lemmy people who don't have commie symbolism in their name deserve 3 rereads and a think at least.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hahahaha, something I will never do is let young kids watch The Brave Little Toaster or The Secret of NIMH. Awesome movies. Timeless stories. Terrifying as fuck. Pure Nitrous Nightmare Fuel. Maybe when they're 13 and have a nurturing adult with whom to watch.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just show them the animated Lord of the Rings, Neverending Story, and then finish it off with The Dark Crystal... They'll be ready for anything.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How to give your kids a perfect 1,000 yard stare with 5 G-rated films

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Make it an even 6 with The Fox and The Hound!

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And Grave of the Fireflies as lucky number seven!

(google is telling me it has no rating so I'm sure those kids will handle it very well /s)

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I mean have you seen those realistic pen portraits on youtube! Incredible art! those dumb modern artists and those middle age assholes painting fantasy trash have nothing on those!

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Woah that movie has a 1.7 on imdb with 145k votes wtf

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