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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

https://xkcd.com/1960/

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 18 hours ago

And you open Excel...

[–] PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

BuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloFactoryFactorFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactory

[–] sus@programming.dev 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Unlike buffalo, there is no law saying you can't have an infinite hierarchy of higher-order FactoryFactories producing lower-order FactoryFactories

[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This plus the perfect monitor rotation (22°) makes for peak efficiency.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol

Spoiler

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

nice password you fave there. looks secure 👌

keep it safe

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago

Crap. I wish people wouldn't put my password on their monitors after I ask them to stop.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Amature, I have 2 ultra wides at 45 degrees each, creating a V shape

[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

45° being suboptimal is actually covered in the article!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

It cancels out once you have 2 at opposite ends

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

C# tho

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

My fav 💙

[–] graograman@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago

Good old InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

It's good for VBA too

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And it s hows... Excel. 🤦

[–] expr@programming.dev 3 points 22 hours ago

Think about how many columns you can fit!

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good point. I hope it rotates to vertical orientation!

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

That would be one hell of a telescopic stand

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

initWithEnableFan: enableAirConditioner: enableClimateControl: enableAutoMode: airCirculationMode: fanSpeedIndex: fanSpeedPercentage: relativeFanSpeedSetting: temperature: relativeTemperatureSetting: climateZone:

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I really would like such a wide monitor with double the height. I need a view a lot of documents next to each other. It's annoying to scroll down all the time.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

thats onaa them tv's

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TVs aren't made to be viewed closely, like a monitor is. This will result in a blurry image.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago

fair enough

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

[–] nixfreak@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Now that’s funny