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[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"bezos can't die until he earns his current net worth at minimum wage. And he has to live on what he earns."

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If he cannot die then it's not really a challenge now isn't it?

[–] trolske@feddit.org 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Being unable to die even if your health declines and you cannot afford healthcare sounds like proper torture to me. Sounds almost a bit like Prometheus.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only If it includes him losing all that current wealth as well.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Nah, if he actually builds it back up to that level, he can have it. He earned it that time.

I just want him to earn it even once.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Genies are slaves, so that would probably be a step up.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 2 days ago

That's what I learned from Disney documentaries

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

*POOF* He's now your manager for the next 40 years at a restaurant where you work for $1.79/hour plus tips.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

$9 an hour? Well, aren't you fancy! I'd say somewhere around $4 in a job where if there are tips, then the CEO gets everything because they think they work so much harder than everyone else.

[–] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Jafar would definitely charge a lot of overtime.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

But the twist is that he enjoys the work.