earphone843

joined 5 days ago
[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

The cruelty is the point.

I'd try that, but my dad would like nothing more than to talk investing forever.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It could be an accident. I got pulled over because I was just cruising around the loop in my town on a Friday with my cruise control set at the speed limit.

At the time, my college didn't have school on Fridays, so as I passed the school I asked myself, "why are there so many cars when there's no school?" Then I saw the lights.

I still maintain that the school zone lights came on after I entered the zone since the school busses weren't even lined up yet, but I was driving at a safe speed for the road itself.

The cop thought so too, since I only got a ticket for 55 in a 35 instead of in a school zone.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Also, it's east texas. He's lucky they didn't toss some meth in the car and get him on that.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm about to start wearing my kilt in the rural south. It'll be interesting to see how it goes.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Having an oversized furnace really isn't a bad thing, and only having it run half the time sounds like a good thing to me.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Genies are slaves, so that would probably be a step up.