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I love melons so much (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This dad joke is very regional

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

I am learning as much from this thread, haha.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

But the law says we rock, melon.

Who the hell you calling a melon??

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are unable to marry?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 105 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Cantaloupe (can't elope)

[–] Someguy89@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh dear that’s terrible

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That was much much better

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are forbidden to wed?

[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Are barred from matrimony?

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

melon slice

[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Honey, do.

[–] youngalfred@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

Rockmelon?

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 weeks ago

Way to early to ask for a threesome.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

::groan::

::upvote::

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

ugh

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Herbie Hancock intensifies...

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Rock, melon-slice!

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Muskmelon?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pop culture references that popped in my mind:

“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”

“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Canoe?

[–] AmberRose@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

My favorite 😋😋