Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are unable to marry?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 105 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Cantaloupe (can't elope)

[–] Someguy89@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh dear that’s terrible

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That was much much better

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are forbidden to wed?

[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Are barred from matrimony?