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[–] stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Why wouldn't they lower their head to vomit? Everything does...

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Perhaps through the evidence of a crater, and it's depth in the type of ground in which it was found, is enough for scientists to determine these creatures actually threw up fully erect, not unlike the night I lost my virginity.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

threw up fully erect

It's called an orgasm

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I've had my orgasm all over the kitchen floor after downing a litre of mead.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Or it threw up over the ledge; a lot of animals puke over the edge of something

[–] GasMeterCrasher@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

The new "hell in a cell." Get to work and godspeed.

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[–] credo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes you just don’t have time man.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

how else would you crush your enemies with vomit

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

Speak for yourself

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Some things you just don't want to be remembered by history for.

[–] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 53 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Hate to be that guy and ruin everyone's fun but this is science memes, dinosaurs like that would not have there head up like that. They rarely raised there head above there shoulders.

According to Kent Stevens, computer-modeled reconstructions of the skeletons made from the vertebrae indicate that sauropod necks were capable of sweeping out large feeding areas without needing to move their bodies, but were unable to be retracted to a position much above the shoulders for exploring the area or reaching higher.

Yeah, that classic image of tall sauropods 🦕 is probably wrong. Also like someone else mentioned they wouldve probably lowered there head anyway to vomit.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I'm impressed that you managed to misspell "their" every time there. The only correct spelling was in the quoted text.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

+1 for consistency.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Like, I want to up vote the fact checking, but I want to down vote the careless grammar. I'm so torn.

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This and are we all ok with the vomit containing Dino Bones?

Edit: or this the bones of dinos killed by the puke force?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So I went and stalked them. They largely ignore that ‘their’ exists, which is amazing, since their texts are otherwise near-perfect English.

A few examples of their using ‘their’: 1

[F]or the police to chase their had to be a reasonable suspicion […]

2

Their approval among there base of shias has only gone up since the conflict started

3

[…] let people know about their bias […]

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, the science does not seem to be settled, with there being controversy about the specific neck posture.

Sauropod neck posture - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauropod_neck_posture

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Same thing with giraffes.

It's a huge misconception of unrealistic biomechanics.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That giraffe is drinking.

When they're not intentionally bending down to reach something low down like a water hole, they look like this:

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is vertical propaganda.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look I can keep posting photos I've taken of giraffes all day. All you have to say is "please post more giraffe pics"

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please post more giraffe pics

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[–] flames5123@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Are you talking about puking or just how they hold themselves? Because if it’s the later, have you ever been to a zoo? They clearly walk around with their necks held at like a 60-45 degree angle up from their spine. We can look up pictures of this in modern day too.

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Giraffes literally have a rubber-like band tht keeps their head vertical at rest.

So yes, they do.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me guess, next you're gonna claim the Egyptians already invented rubber bands to keep their brachiosaurs upright? Not falling for it.

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Almost. They actually stole it from the Aliens that they enslaved to build the pyramids.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do we even know if they were capable of vomiting?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seeing how both us and birds can vomit, probably. I imagine that developed very early. If you eat something harmful, you're dead if you can't vomit. If you don't have the brainpower to identify safe and harmful things, you're pretty screwed.

[–] gens@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Didn' know birds can vomit. Horses can't.

Horses are probably the single most fucked up animal on the planet, with maybe the sole exception of Przewaski's horse. Seriously we fucked them up so badly, like im pretty sure if every dog was a badly fucked up as horses they would be a hybrid of American bulldogs, Bull terriers, and chihuahuas.

This is to say never use a horse as a barometer for anything when it comes to standard functions.

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[–] subignition@fedia.io 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Brachiosaurus puke crater" is an excellent band name

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago

Sold out. Tetrapod Vomit Divot is still playing down the street, however.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

"Puke crater" alone describes the magnitude.

[–] UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

Try explaining that one after death.

"How'd you die? I got eaten by a T-Rex!"

"I, um well, I...I was going for a walk to find food and I know following this big guy who never eats the lower stuff is great, he cant reach it and the bugs that fall off the trees hes eating are great! As I was munching on a fleeing bug, the big guy burps and I looked up to see him puke. No matter how fast I tried to scurry away the goo was too much and it squished me flat"

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully you have better luck on this side"

[–] DrMoronicAcid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a similar paper - "pressures produced when penguins poo"

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Heeey, now I don't feel so bad about my University days, thanks!

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Why have I had to wait two and a half years to receive this important information?

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

I’m impressed someone thought about this question

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok sure. But how many keg stands would they do before vomiting?

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Contemporary kegs or dinosaur kegs?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Police investigators are on the scene dusting for regurgitant.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I have to know: Do we have fossilized dinosaur puke? I know we have fossilized dung. Or could they not puke like horses.

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