bleistift2

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Segmentation Fault in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 minutes ago

If you cut yourself with a knife, it might be your fault. And it might be that the knife is sharp on both sides and has no handle.

ich🐧👎🤣iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Ja, ich wollte nicht alle aufzählen, weil eh irgendeine Gruppe gefehlt hätte.

ich🤡iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago

Man könnte sich auch fragen, wieso du der einzige bist, der meint, andere im Internet siezen zu müssen.

Man könnte sich auch fragen, ob ein Meme den Anspruch erhebt, eine vollausgebildete, fundierte Meinung auszudrücken – oder ob es vielleicht dieser sogenannte „Humor” ist.

ich👍iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

Dieser Hintergrund funkelt keine Freude.

ich🐧👎🤣iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Ich habe Respekt vor dieser Person. So ’nen Hass kriegen sonst nur Juden zu spüren. Der Typ hat sich ein verträglicheres Ventil gesucht.

soundchips be like [PART 2] in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

It feels like I’m thirty years too young to get these jokes.

ich🇺🇲iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Depressive gibt’s genug. Oder Menschen mit anderen Erkrankungen, die verhindern, dass sie sich um so etwas kümmern.

ich⏰👮iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.org
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

+10 für Zahlen im Duodezimalsystem!

What's the longest you've ever had to wait in line to vote? Where in the world? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

20 seconds, Germany. Waiting while they checked if my name was on the list.

To DRY or not to DRY in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

Completely depends on how often you need to write boilerplate code, and how error-prone it is.

After writing hundreds of instances of ‘fetch this from the server and show an error if it doesn’t work’, I finally wrote a helper for that. It took 2 hours, shouts at me if I use it wrong, and instantly makes my classes easier to read because all the boilerplate is gone. As an added bonus, the invocation is so small that Copilot can write it error-free, which it couldn’t before.

So fetching things is now a thing of a few seconds instead of one minute with a chance of making a mistake. I say it’s worth it.

To DRY or not to DRY in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 week ago (7 children)

C) Write a highly specific, custom-tailored boilerplate generator that does 80% of the work and needs only a day or two to implement.

Europe divided into regions of 1 million people in c/map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Umm… I don’t know what happened, exactly. When I first clicked the link to get a bigger picture, I somehow ended up on imgur, which only had a very low-resolution version. I could only find the big picture in the linked reddit, so I posted it.

I cannot reproduce this issue anymore, so I removed my comment.

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression (sopuli.xyz)
 

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression (sopuli.xyz)
 

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It is done when it is done! (sopuli.xyz)
 
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After a particularly annoying update today (sopuli.xyz)
 
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After a particularly annoying update today (sopuli.xyz)
 
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Writing documentation (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
7 comments fedilink
 

Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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Writing documentation (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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Companies updating their websites (sopuli.xyz)
 

Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

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Companies updating their websites (sopuli.xyz)
 

Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

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When the problem was bigger than you anticipated and you’re a not-so-good developer (sopuli.xyz)
 

Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

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When the problem was bigger than you anticipated and you’re a not-so-good developer (sopuli.xyz)
 

Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

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Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right? (sopuli.xyz)
 

Meme transcription:

Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?

Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”

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