Those power poles do not look okay...

did you miss the part where the streets were frozen? they probably didn't want to risk their lives for food

High on their own supply!

Nothing good can come of this.

Thinly sliced peach works alright with a blue cheese and balsamic reduction

Scrolled too far to find this

well, if whatever code automatically turns plaintext links into hyperlinks isn't Markdown related, then it's still the instance or client you're using that has the problem. before they edited the trailing space in, it was working correctly on my end. You should consider looking into it and filing a bug.

"Expedite" as in "oh shit oh god oh fuck we assigned that to Steve in accounting and then laid him off and forgot about it"

In the field of psychology, cognitive dissonance is described as the mental disturbance people feel when they realize their cognitions and actions are inconsistent or contradictory. This may ultimately result in some change in their cognitions or actions to cause greater alignment between them so as to reduce this dissonance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

Those signs won't stop Americans because we can't read.

I dunno, this might actually activate a brain cell or three in the government. I'm not holding my breath, but...

That would seem to be a failure of your client's or instance's Markdown parsing. The link works correctly from Mbin.