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submitted 2 months ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not always American when I'm entering the bathroom, sometimes I'm Russian.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

... but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don't go as planned and you end up Stalin.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

While you're in there, may as well do a little Putin.

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't try to force things or you'll end up in Spain.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I'm a shitizen of the world.

[–] s08nlql9@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For lemmys like me who don't get the joke, is it..

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You're peeing

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Ideally read in a terrible mock-Texan accent:

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You're a-peein'!