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[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 116 points 2 months ago
[-] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

People have said the same things about stonehenge

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

exception. there's a huge trend toward alien theories about human achievement based on geography. you can bet your ass even if something like the colosseum was in central africa people would be saying it's alien tech.

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[-] anonymous111@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Funilly enough:

Cheddar Man: DNA shows early Briton had dark skin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-42939192

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And virtually no other European ancient site. Stonehenge is usually the lone exception.

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[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Aliens just didn't like white people.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago

It is amazing to me how these people call the ancient Egyptians primitive.

Although they may be considered primitive by today's technological standards, they were very, very smart and accomplished tremendous things with very little resource.

They were not primitive intellectually. They were smart, capable and intelligent people.

Two more points I'd like to address about the cutting of these rocks number one archaeologists replicated the way these rocks would be cut with technology they would have during the time that these rocks were cut. Number two. They would drag the rocks. They dragged the rocks.

Oh, and constructions like the Great pyramids would often take generations to complete and these weren't done in a couple of years these things took decades if not more.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

They had the exact same brains we do. Something people like this seem to not understand.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

TBF, the ancient Egyptians would probably also not understand that.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, those guys thought our hearts were our brains, but they weren't claiming it was beyond their abilities to build a pyramid.

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[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

Although they may be considered primitive by today's technological standards, they were very, very smart and accomplished tremendous things with very little resource.

They were not primitive intellectually. They were smart, capable and intelligent people.

This is exactly the point many people don't understand: People in the past were not less intelligent than today's people.

We developed more ways to discover stuff and more precise tools to measure and detect things and of course with computers we got the ability to handle extremely complex data. All of this gives us an edge over past people science wise but we had very capable thinkers 200, 600 and 4000 years ago. All basic principles of mathematics have been developed a long time ago.

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The pithy version of that is that we know more things than our ancestors, but we're not smarter than them.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

They also see something like an expertly-knapped flint hand axe and think "I could do that in my back yard in five minutes" because they don't understand that something that looks primitive might actually be a really useful tool and actually not easy to make.

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[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This is why I have a hard time taking anyone seriously who calls any human society, past or present, "primitive."

[-] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago

Also the current theory is, get ready for it...they used boats. They flooded the area the Pyramids were being built and just floated them in on barges. With water.

'Beyond human thinking' my ass.

[-] fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 months ago

They flooded the area the Pyramids were being built

I don't think that's "the current theory".

I think you might be talking about digging canals. It's conceivable that a canal would be built to take the rocks to the construction site. Just recently however we've found evidence of a tributary of the nile that flowed past the sites of a number of pyramids.

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago

These people think we are all as stupid as them.

“wElL I cAn’T eXPlain tHis aND theSE prIMItIve brOwN fOlk sUreLY ain’t SmArtR tHen mE so it MuSt be aLeEyUns”

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

These people think they can travel back in time and are some kind of god.

Behold, i'm the man of the future. We have computers.

What's a computer? How do you make it?

Uuhm, get a rock and make him think, i don't know man.

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[-] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

Ok, I'll go first... Who the fuck says 2 million and 300 thousand? Either say 2.3 million, or 2 300 000 or even two million and three hundred thousand. Fuck it, even two point three million would work. But 2 million and 300 thousand? You're the fucking alien dammit!

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

2 million as well as 300 thousand

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[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Not only were humans not able to stack rocks, they didn't stack rocks in every continent that still stand to this day

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago

I'm glad the size of bricks has been reduced. A wheelbarrow is useless here.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but they don’t pay you in beer now, so I’d call it a wash.

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How did the aliens manage to make that when they could have spent all their time on the internet, or watching movies, playing video games, porn, going to concerts, driving cars, taking flights on airplanes, etc whatever.

It's obvious humans could never make something as advanced as a giant ...rock.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I'm not so sure we have the brain capacity for putting one thing on top of another thing.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't believe that for one second.

But I'll be honest, I was thinking about cookies when I saw your reply.
What's going on?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oh damn it, I should have put that in the body of my post. I could have made a Ghostbusters reference and a Monty Python reference in a single post.

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[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Imagine how much more video games and porn you could consume if you just had two more arms and hands?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Ok fine. You just sold me on what's possible in the future.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

yeah, because the only way that brown people could have built anything impressive is if gods/aliens helped them.

Notice how these people never call into question the coliseum or the parthenon? It's just thinly veiled racism.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I think many of the people who push this aren't overtly racist, but there is no question that the source of all of this, Madame Blavatsky, was just a racist.

https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=61440

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[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago

I need this mysterious "rock expanding" technology.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

where's the guy with the crazy hair

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 11 points 2 months ago

He couldn't make it as he had a prior reservation for an anal probing session

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

Are they free or do you need a coupon ?

[-] Brown5500@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Listen!

So you smell something?

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