Brown5500

NAL, but i believe that they have to show intent in order to prosecute. As long as the legal system works properly, they would have to prove that you're lying when you say "I forgot that was down there"

Illinois uses net metering so there's no good reason to disconnect here. We pay $11/mo to be a customer. As long as our net usage is 0 or less year to date, that's it. Look into the metering rules in your state first

He tried

Tell me you don't understand the bill of rights without mentioning the constitution

I'm too scared now to ask AI how many g's there are in Niger?

It has always bothered me that he used super strength magnetic fields to manipulate non-magnetic metals. yes, that is the thing in the xmen universe that breaks reality for me, everything else is fine

Haha, i knew kilo was wrong but someone would figure it out. Not sure how i confused myself that badly

CentiCelsius I think (10 cm in 1 m). kilo would go the other way. love this idea though

Love this. Also, point all the lights down. That seems trivial, but is done wrong a surprising amount of the time.

Legit thought the headline was talking about marshmallows in Illinois for a second. Like, we have the same marshmallows as the rest of the country, what's the big deal about Illinois?

100% chance of someone dying if this was real