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Where do otters keep their money?
(lemmy.world)
is that how they avoid loansharks?
I can’t tell you. It’s a sea-cret!
what, is there a codfishdentiality clause now?
But it's the cashflow that keeps them afloat.
And that’s why they have good money flow
Why do they hold onto each other whilst sleeping?
Because they don't want to lose their significant otters.
Under my mattress, duh
It's true. You never see one with much extra dough. Must work out; accounting for their profile. I wish I could beach it on the bank after racking up the clams
It’s seems like they have good fin-ancial advisors.
Unless they're the oceangoing variety, in which case they just hide it under their sea beds.
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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