this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't help but wonder what important event this silliness is distracting us from.

[–] wagesj45@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fact that Elon is about to go bankrupt.

Is this a verifiable fact? No. But this fella makes a convincing argument.

[–] hyperhopper@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we get this information in any reasonable format? Preferably paragraphs of text, second to that an audio file, third to that a video player that actually works?

[–] TheNakedFoot@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

He even replied to comments with a fucking video

[–] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Makes sense I hope he’s right

[–] coldv@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It is weird. Dick measuring contest is usually a term used to mock pointless feuds. Actually requesting one is a self burn.

On that note, I hope that means the cage fight is not happening if it was at all. Apparently they talked about doing it at the Colosseum and poor thing has been through enough lately.

[–] rastilin@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm glad that more people are seeing through the myth that the people running the world are competent and reasonable. So in that sense, I'm all for everything they're doing.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Now if only people would see through the myth that these people are running the world.

[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yes but would Elon be Elon if he bragged about things he actually earned? Requesting a dick measuring contest is just another example of him gaining whatever he has from his dad fucking people (over)

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] CupDock@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

For those without a Twitter, like myself, who can't view the context, here is a screenshot I stole from some random news article: elons tweet saying Zuck is a cuck, then replying to himself saying I propose a literal dick measuring contest

[–] CupDock@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Ironically, this gives off an absolute unit of small dick energy

[–] FrostBolt@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

I can't believe I used to think he was a smart, interesting person. What an absolute buffoon.

[–] Marxine@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

First, Elon wanted to get touchy and hit on Zuck

Now, he wants to see his ~~dick~~ duck

Idk, I think love's in the air.

WE CAN'T LET THEM PROCREATE

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Okay wow I didn't think it was as literal as this. This man has no personal filter, he must have a mental problem. I can't understand otherwise

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Just when I think he can't be any dumber, he surprises me. My days of not taking Musk seriously are coming to a middle.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

I thought you had to be over 13 to use twitter. I guess not if you own it.

[–] brewdtype@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I’m sure his mom will step in, just like she did with the cage match.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] ezmack@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Rich people showing everyone how stupid they are is the only good part. Every other post and comment being an ad for a credit card scam or class action suit against antiwhite racism, and all the top comments from 1776whitepride1488 is what sucks

[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So far Zuck's manhood appears to be bigger.

which tells a lot...

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Zuck's manhood was engineered to be bigger.

[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wagesj45@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly, yes I am.

[–] schnitzelbub@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Whadda buncha boobs.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That happens every month