https://pygyat.vercel.app/

https://github.com/shamith09/pygyat

% Piano Axioms

% Axiom 1: Law of Excluded Gray
key_type(white).
key_type(black).

% Axiom 2: The C Postulate
key_color(c, white).

% Axiom 3: The Diatonic Scale
next_white_key(c, d).
next_white_key(d, e).
next_white_key(e, f).
next_white_key(f, g).
next_white_key(g, a).
next_white_key(a, b).
next_white_key(b, c).

% Axiom 4: The Semitone Anomaly
semitone_gap(e, f, 1).
semitone_gap(b, c, 1).
semitone_gap(X, Y, 2) :- 
    next_white_key(X, Y),
    X \= e,
    X \= b.

% Axiom 5: Black Key Entropy
has_black_key_between(X, Y) :-
    next_white_key(X, Y),
    semitone_gap(X, Y, 2).

% Axiom 6: The "8 is 12" Principle.
octave_size(12).

% Axiom 7: Out of Bounds Exception
total_keys(88).

% Theorem 1: Conservation of "Wrong Notes"
style(jazz) :-
    wrong_notes > 0,
    write('All wrong notes are now intentional').

How to write a programming novel?

• Cover: CSS
• Copyright Page: GNU GPLv3
• Intentionally Blank Page: Whitespace
• Notes For The Second Edition: Kotlin
• Notes for The First Edition: Java
• Front Matter: Markdown
• Dedication: Rust
• Prologue: Prolog
• Chapter 1: C
• Chapter 2: C++
• Chapter 3: C3
• Chapter 4: Forth
• Pull Quotes: Git
• Unexpected Sex Scene: LaTeX
• Dream Sequence: APL
• Cliffhanger Ending: Python 2
• Index: IndexedDB
• Errata: PHP
• Sequel: SQL

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23318690

Ah, just what I needed.

The rendered output looks like this:

It even sounds half-decent.

I would also like to congratulate German for having the most fucked up notation system, according to the LilyPond documentation. 🙃

Source code

My computer build now includes a piece of structural 8.5x11 printer paper.

I tracked the tapping noise to the case fan, poked at it a bit, and realized it got perfectly happy with just a bit of upward support. So, a bit of bridging between that and the top of the card cutouts just below, and I have a near-silent computer again! (Ignore the dust, that's the next task.) #lowtechtech

Via: @programmerhumor@lemmy.ml