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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Every programming language has it's own weakness but we still learned it and pretend it will never happened to us.
Moral of the story : JUST LEARN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THAT CAN MAKE YOU MORE MONEY NOT THE ONE YOU LIKE, BECAUSE YOU NEED MONEY

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

“JavaScript” isn’t so bad with React + Next + Typescript + Lodash + …

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

of there was proof that chickens could contribute to the Ecmascript standard I would probably stop being vegan tbf

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

if cows could be on the C++ committee i would eat nothing but hamburgers

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.

When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like "just show me the clicks and clucks in the code"

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago

Like the cow one that's just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if it was on purpose?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't put it past them. The one I saw climb into the hay loft on an upright human ladder knew what it was doing. Ditto for the time they excavated out a secret base under the deck and started laying eggs inside.

Never a dull moment with those guys.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Keep an eye on em, everyone I know who interacts with chickens has said the same thing.

Granted that's like one dude, but still. 😆

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you'll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

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[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Hol' up a minute

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (23 children)

I’ve been programming in typescript recently, and can I say. I fucking hate JavaScript and typescript. It’s such a pain so much odd behaviors.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like custom types and them being able to follow custom interfaces; it makes for great type safety that almost no other language can guarantee!

What I'm saying is I'm learning Rust.

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[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 40 points 6 days ago

There is also PHP

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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