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How to write a programming novel (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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How to write a programming novel?

Cover: CSS
Copyright Page: GNU GPLv3
Intentionally Blank Page: Whitespace
Notes For The Second Edition: Kotlin
Notes for The First Edition: Java
Front Matter: Markdown
Dedication: Rust
Prologue: Prolog
Chapter 1: C
Chapter 2: C++
Chapter 3: C3
Chapter 4: Forth
Pull Quotes: Git
Unexpected Sex Scene: LaTeX
Dream Sequence: APL
Cliffhanger Ending: Python 2
Index: IndexedDB
Errata: PHP
Sequel: SQL

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[–] agless@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fine print: C#

[–] sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

Brilliant!

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

The awakening: holyC

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Back-cover synopsis: Swift

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I tried to think of something funny to add to this, but all I could think of was "javascript".

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

The Movie Adaptation: Javascript

[–] YMS@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

Well, in the world of esoteric candidates, there would be some easy ones, like Brainfuck or Shakespeare, but maybe Whitespace is enough of them in the list.