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submitted 2 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 48 points 2 weeks ago

*Java 8

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If your boss's pants look like this you probably don't use Java; you use VB.NET.

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or COBOL.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Or both! My first job out of college was at a bank and we used both, and yep, all male bosses had pants that looked like this.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We are still on JDK8

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

many such stories

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love your boss (as long as I don't have to work for him)

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

When in doubt, choose LTS.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I need this boss. I'm getting aneurism from bosses in sweatpants.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I find the community logo triggering.