xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 67 points 5 months ago (7 children)

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 56 points 5 months ago (4 children)

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago

This is some serious Siskoposting

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 61 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I thought bats were nocturnal

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

In Quebec, we play fast and loose with license plate laws, just like our bridges and general road conditions 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 6 months ago (7 children)

What are you, the gender police? Here to arrest me with your gender-symbol handcuffs? Take me to gender jail? Make me do gay stuff with all my gender cellmates? Then what will you do with your free time, huh? Read the article that would tell you why there’s a picture of a woman when the title of the post is about men?

Ridiculous!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 6 months ago

Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago

It was drinking rawr milk, which has 420.69% chance of catching me when I fall for u ~•teehee•~👉👈🥺

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