A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
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Maybe he’s just living up to the username
Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering
I need it so I can player the newer games betterer
“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”
“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”
bad cop begins routine
“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”
”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you
“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”
Listen, some of us can’t shake the thrill of the ultimate gamble. Will this make me put down the burger or pull out my liver? Oh, the dizzying highs of rapid weight loss, and the terrifying lows of rapid weight loss doth call me…
Just because he dummy thicc doesn’t mean he’s gonna bottom
There’s beans in them orbs
I can feel it in my jones (jean bones for you simple folk)
It’s a well-rounded meme
Probably the most viscerally fucked up movie I’ve ever seen. The only movie to ever make me go “OH WHAT THE FUCK” out loud.