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[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

5 years ago

Does anyone know if he's still alive?

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If more women opened a Bible instead of their legs

That's why your a good woman

(bold added for emphasis)

This guy needs to open a dictionary.

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Musk looks like he's trying to escape people in white coats who are chasing him with butterfly nets.

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

I'm assuming the MAGA crowd also hates this version of LGBTQ.

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

When you start using it only to relax sore muscles, you are officially old.

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

interesting take

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

If I have to get up before sunrise one more time I'm going to kill someone.

During this time of year I feel that way if I have to get up, period.

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago

That's more like the enshittification rule.

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[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I hope that person got a performance bonus.

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[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, his mug itself was hilarious!

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Layoffs rule (archive.is)
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Communion rule (www.youtube.com)
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